Smelly Conversation

My son is away visiting his father, and my parents had an event
to attend last evening. Instead of cooking, they decided to
bring home Sub Way. And, so, the three of us sat down for a late
dinner.

I was trying to enjoy my cheese and veggie sub. I could hear my
parents talking to each other, but I couldn't understand what
they were saying. That didn't bother me. What did annoy me was
that I could also SMELL their conversation.

My father would say something and blow tuna fish breath across
the table. My mother would answer with onion breath. It went on
and on.... blasts of tuna followed by gusts of onions. What a
smelly conversation!