if you marry an italian girl

If You Marry An Italian Girl:

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to
do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Italy. He ordered her to keep
the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.