Diagnosis Salad

Diagnosis Salad

Begin with a base of crisp usher syndrome. Add diced guilliami
barre syndrome and sliced mitochondrial myopathy. Mix in chunks
of carpal tunnel syndrome. Layer with shredded tendonitis. (For
best results, use both tennis and golfer's elbow.) Include bits
of rotor cuff sprain and one cup of chopped bursitis. Then stir
in some vitamin d deficiency. Cover with myalgia. For a bolder
taste, use fibromyalgia. Finally, sprinkle with insomnia and
restless leg syndrome.

Now doesn't that sound good?

Angela C. Orlando
Revised April, 2012